I watch what can only be described as, a fuckton of horror movies. Most everything I watch generally falls within the horror genre whether it’s a television show, movie, or even the podcasts I listen to. But there is only so much terrifying content a person can consume before you need to balance it out. […]
Podcasts
Ladies! and Kayden
I was applying to some jobs earlier this week, and man am I exhausted. It takes a lot of energy to sort through the thousands of potential jobs, draft a new cover letter, edit your resume, and get everything logical enough to submit. Then, a bright sunbeam of a human slipped into my DMs in […]
Saba’s Survival Guide to Getting Tattooed at a Tattoo Convention
I consider myself relatively well-versed in tattoos at this point in my life. I have gotten tattoos abroad and in the United States. I’ve gotten tattoos in open layout shops, and ones with separate rooms. I have some that required uncomfortable angles, or for my tits to be out in the wind, but this was […]
New Year, Kill Me
It has been over a year since posting, and honestly I missed this. This was a project I was passionate about and it all just fell to the wayside. The start of 2018 was a very rough break up from an abusive partner, and then the year just spiraled out of control. I was working […]
Dicks, Tits, and Vibrators: The Fluidity of Sexuality
When I was in nursery school, I had my first love. His name was Jack, he used to chase me around the playground. It was innocent and wonderful and ended as soon as I moved away. It’s been over two decades and I couldn’t tell you what his hair color was, let alone his last […]
Cigarettes, Coffee, and Eating Disorders
I have always had a rather torrid lover affair with food. At times we were so happy and brought each other joy and other times we were causing physical pain that brought tears and vomit. I couldn’t tell you the exact moment that I didn’t want to be with food anymore, but I think it […]
Having Sex When you Live with Your Parents
I know I’m not alone in this, I graduated college and moved back into my parents house while I sort out my life. It’s not bad, I don’t have to pay rent or buy groceries, which is great for saving all the moneys that will now be stolen away to pay for student loans. I’m […]
Tinder: The Sex Menu
I won’t lie to you, I’ve used Tinder, and I liked it. Met some great and interesting people on there, and some fucking pervy weirdos who I’d never give the time of day. Yet, for any bad experience I had with the app, overall I wouldn’t take it back. I was one of the many […]
Free the Nipple: Slowly, then All at Once
I remember the day that I decided that wearing a bra was something I wanted to do. My childhood best friend lent me a sports bra, and I remember that feeling of being a woman and no longer a child. I was laying down on the couch at my Aunt’s with my head on my […]
Remember that One Time, When I was Haunted?
I want to tell you all, first and foremost, that I used to be one of the hugest skeptics you would ever meet. I devoured horror movies like candy, giggling at the nonsensical demons and bad guys that flooded my screen. This is a true account of the time that I was legitimately haunted in […]